Thanks to all those who voted last week in The Midwestern Bite Choose Your Own Adventure.
The results are in and it was a close one. Not really, the donuts won by a donutslide.
No matter how hard I try to fight donuts, they always win. I mean, I was kinda looking forward to reliving a nice vacation. And those bird pictures always make me smile. And I wanted to share the Key Lime Study because I think the pictures came out pretty great. Of course there was no recipe because low sugar, Paleo friendly Key Lime recipes are awful so you all saw through me there.
So here we are at the donuts. The donuts that always win.
I’m going to tell you a little story. A story which I’d like to preface by saying that I truly love all characters involved. These are some of my favorite memories and I wouldn’t have things any other way.
A long time ago, in a job far far away, Friday was donut day. Always, without fail, donut day. The company Aunt (the sweetest and spunkiest eighty year old I know) would bring in a white box packed full of the tastiest donuts in town. White cream filled. Boston cream filled. Raspberry filled. Cake with sprinkles. Caramel with peanuts. Glazed. Blueberry. I could go on.
The Aunt was convinced we all needed to eat a donut from the large white box. Whether you were on a diet, diabetic, eating healthy, eating for two, didn’t like donuts, had already eaten, or just didn’t want one was irrelevant. Everyone was to eat a donut.
I’ll be the first to confess . . . I like donuts. I do. Who doesn’t? As a kid my family got donuts after church every Sunday (there was a coupon in the bulletin so how could we not) and three out of that white box were reserved for me. Three. For one kid. Clearly I have a sweet tooth.
Back to the Aunt. At this particular junction in my life I was just starting to pay better attention to my eats. And avoiding donuts. There is no greater test of will than to pass on sweets in the breakroom.
When donuts are “mandatory,” however, there is a hole (little donut humor for ya) new challenge in avoiding them. Each Friday it became harder and harder. Do I lie and say I already had one when asked? No. I don’t prefer to lie. It’s a bad habit I refuse to start. Do I be seen taking a donut from the box just to chuck it in the trash later? No. That’s wasteful and someone empties my trash for me . . . I could be caught. Do I take a donut, store it in a zip lock baggie and bring it home for the Husband to eat? This actually worked for awhile till the Husband decided to give up donuts too. Drat. That only left confrontation. I would simply have to say I didn’t want a donut.
Honesty is the name of my game and often gets me into trouble. Don’t ask me if I like your new haircut because, trust me, I’ll tell ya.
The Aunt finds me. “Did you have a donut?”
“Oh no, but thank you.”
“Oh honey, you have to get a donut.”
“Thanks, but no.”
“But I got your favorite flavor.”
“I’m really trying to eat healthy.”
“Oh hush, you’re skinny, you can have a donut.”
“I’ve already eaten breakfast.”
“Well, you can have one for lunch then.”
“That’s a lot of sugar for lunch.”
“Oh honey, does sugar bother you?”
“No, I just don’t want a donut.”
But apparently you all do, so here they are.
This recipe is just slightly altered from the fabulous Roost website, so if it interests you at all you should check out their original here. If you have no interest in grain free recipes, but love amazing photography go ahead and check ‘em out as well. I’m thrilled to give credit where credit is due, because let’s be honest here, almond flour is pricey and my current employment doesn’t exactly pay in cold hard cash. So a big thanks to Roost for footing the expense of experimentation. Next time I order almond flour (which will be soon since I’m about out) I am sooooo getting to Honeyville through their site in the hopes that they get five cents from my transaction. I have no clue if that actually works, but the sentiment is there.
Roost Inspired Almond Flour Donuts that Taste Like Muffins
1 ¼ cups almond flour (room temperature works best)
¼ teaspoon salt
¼ teaspoon baking soda
freshly grated nutmeg – eh, I say wing the quantity here and just grate away
zest of 3 make that 6 key limes
3 eggs
¼ cup coconut oil, melted
1 ½ teaspoons vanilla
2 tablespoons honey
4 tablespoons lemon lime carbonated drink
2 tablespoons chia seeds
Mix your dry. Mix your wet. Mix your dry and wet. I used a food processor here.
Pour into donut mold greased with coconut oil.
Bake at 350 degrees for approximately 12 minutes.
This recipe made about ten donuts for me. Nine if you don’t count the one that broke coming out of the pan I had to eat. Eight if you don’t count the one the Husband stole to taste. Seven if you don’t count the one I ate because I claimed it was broken but it really really really wasn’t.
The batch I made contained the zest of 3 key limes, but was too subtle for me so next time I plan to up it to 6 for a little tang.
Top the donuts any way you please. I did a variety of course, kinda like the white box. Some were plain. Some were topped with coconut butter and grated coconut. Some were dunked in powdered sugar glaze. Some were dunked in powdered sugar glaze and topped with coconut.
Serve what’s left to your guests or eat three in a row yourself thinking you finally outsmarted the donuts.
Or is it doughnuts? Probably neither because I thought they tasted like muffins. So I altered the recipe a little more and made them into muffins.
We can talk about that on Wednesday. Unless you’d prefer to talk about how the Husband found an edible weed called Lamb’s Quarter growing off the back deck (he thinks) and so he cooked it up and ate it. It’s your choice.
- Joanna
P.S. I think I’m gonna take a nice white box of donuts out to the Aunt . . . maybe even the kind with sugar. For old time’s sake.
Question of the Day: Muffins or Lamb’s Quarter? A or B?